Only Mama Can Love You Hoodie
For the goblins, gremlins, murderhobos, and lovable chaos gremlins at your table.
This adorable-yet-threatening hoodie is the perfect badge of honor for every RPG player whose dice are cursed, plans are questionable, and alignment is… negotiable.
A perfect mix of cute, chaotic, and convention-ready style for every member of the RPGmama family. Cute on the front. Slightly threatening on the back.
Just like every good DM.
Perfect for:
- 🎲 Late-night dungeon crawls
- 🐉 Convention adventures
- 🧙 Cozy game nights
- 💖 Emotional support after a TPK
Features:
- Plush medium-heavy fleece (8.25 oz) with soft 3-end construction for a smooth hand-feel
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and storage
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets
- Durable details: twill necktape, double-needle topstitching, and tear-away label
- Runs true to size; mostly combed ring-spun cotton with recycled polyester blends (varies by color)
- Durable print designed to survive critical fails and natural 20s
Warning:
- May cause party members to ask where you got it.
- May increase your chances of being adopted by RPGmama.
- Will not protect against dragons, bad rolls, or consequences.
- Wear it proudly. Because no matter how feral your party gets…
Only Mama Can Love You. 💕🎲
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Hood with drawstrings
Adjustable hood with self colored woven cord, tipped ends, and metal grommets
Necktape
Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Fabric composition
Composition varies for heather colors. Grey Heather and Oatmeal Heather: 70% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester, 10% recycled polyester; Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
Soft hand-feel
The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch, with a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. The garment's exterior is 100% cotton, making it perfect for printing
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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