Jesus Christy Tote Bag
Born from a ridiculous Pirate Borg table joke that got way too much power, this tote celebrates the one true questionable saviour: Jesus Christy.
Featuring a chaotic pirate preacher design with old-world fantasy energy, this bag is perfect for carrying books, dice, snacks, campaign notes, emergency character sheets, or whatever cursed relics your party definitely should not have picked up.
It is weird, specific, and exactly the kind of thing that only makes sense if your table has fully lost control.
Product details:
- Natural canvas-style tote bag
- Great for books, dice, groceries, game night supplies, or convention loot
- Perfect for tabletop RPG players, Pirate Borg fans, DMs, and professional bit-committers
- A solid gift for anyone whose campaign jokes accidentally became canon
DM warning:
May cause spontaneous cult formation, suspiciously persuasive pirate sermons, and disadvantage on resisting terrible ideas.
100% Cotton canvas
Made from spun fibers that make a very strong and durable fabric
Flat corners
The front and back sides are sewn together without any extra space inside
Carrying handles
The tote bag has self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from India
Age restrictions
For adults
Spot clean; Do not bleach; Line dry; Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron..
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